bookofrevelation:

slightly older female friends are truly a force for good in this world

(via jenasaurus)


abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(via the-chance-to-dance)



lukeisherenow:

r u serious rn

(via petitmadelaine)


pom-yaoihands:

hotboysofficial:

#nofilter

THIS IS THE BEST REFERENCED PUN IVE EVER SEEN

pom-yaoihands:

hotboysofficial:

#nofilter

THIS IS THE BEST REFERENCED PUN IVE EVER SEEN

(via push-to-open)


Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast-size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth… starting now.

(via fredslastjoke)


orange is the new black season 2

(via petitmadelaine)


einsteinrosenbridges:

a moment of silence for all the kids on the hogwarts express who wanted to buy something off the trolley but couldn’t because some 11 year old bought literally everything

(via petitmadelaine)


otempora: Once you get this, you must share five random facts about yourself. Then pass this on to your ten favourite followers.

Only for Megan.

Here’s ten people: the-chance-to-dance, what-makes-me-me, greenhatboy, petitmadelaineharlequinandheliotrope, parttimeperfectionist, pinballbreakfast, thereisalwaystimefor, bunnysusie4, thistsunami

  1. Because it’s the name of one of the streets in my hometown, I pronounce “hardwood” as “harwood.” It drives me up the wall.
  2. I would actually love to be on Big Brother Canada but I don’t think I would even make it to Jury so I will just have to be content with my strange knowledge of Big Brother trivia.
  3. I cannot go to bed between the hours of 7pm and 12am. I will be tired all day and try really hard not to fall asleep after getting home from classes. Occasionally I succeed, but no matter how tired I am I will not go to bed until after midnight or often later. The few times I’ve managed to go to sleep at a reasonable hour like 10, I’ve woken up at 1am unable to go back to sleep. This has been going on for about eight years, with a brief interruption somewhere in year five.
  4. I have never seen an episode of Power Rangers because I wasn’t allowed to watch it due to “violence.”
  5. I am afraid of fish and birds. 

I have a gift!

(via fredslastjoke)